And starting to run out of stuff to muse about… well not really…
So here’s a joke for the day:
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a
large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided
to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they
found him, one said, “I’ve always wondered what a Scotsman wears under
his kilt.”
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw
that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, “Well, the mystery is
solved! Let’s thank him for sharing!”
She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it
around the Scotsman’s endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was
awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered
at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute,
then said, “I don’t know where y’been laddie… but it’s nice ta see
you won firrrst prrrize!”
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